So I get Google Alerts for “Hot Blogger Calendar” (and sometimes? Really random shiz makes it through. Just sayin’ Google).

Anyway, an alert came through yesterday for a 2009 calendar that had nothing to do with the Hot Blogger Calendar project. Can you believe that? Another 2009 calendar is out there? Strange.

I clicked through to the link and was greeted with a picture of a smiling (I know! She smiles?) Jessica Alba. Apparently, she’s the face of 2009’s Campari calendar.

But honestly. 12 months of Jessica Alba in bathing suits, high heels and evening wear? Showing cleavage? Pish posh.

The Hot Blogger Calendars have all that and more. Yup, we’ve got bloggers in bathing suits. High heels make a few (and a least one very hot) appearances. We’ve got evening wear, too. And we’ve got cleavage (but mostly on the ladies).

And between the two Hot Blogger Calendars (one male version, one female version), we’ve got 24 fun, intelligent, witty, fascinating bloggers who collectively kick Jessica Alba’s calendar’s ass every day of the week and twice on Sunday.

So there.

Click on a calendar cover to purchase! The male version is on the left, female version is on the right: